Unless you know me, i can be an asshole (in a good way, if that's possible?) and if you want to know more just ask!
How To Read (Acid to Alkaline):
-5 = Lady Gaga: When you snatch that many wigs in three years you the most acidic bitch in the game.
-4 = Marina & The Diamonds: When you shade as many bitches as she did then manage to get on their tours with music that slays their’s you’re acidic.
-3 = Beyoncé: You’re Beyoncé.
-2 = Justin Timberlake: When your ass leaves the game after two albums but people scream for years after for you to come back, you’re acidic.
-1 = Adele: Because 21 will be on the charts for another 21 years.
0 = Madonna: You coined the term “iconic” but you bent the coin the last two times out.
1 = M.I.A.: You do what Rihanna thinks she’s doing and your label doesn’t drop your ass for shading their top seller. You got something going.
2 = Rihanna: You put out albums faster than a runner from your home country, but they lose their steam around single #2.
3 = Ke$ha: When you’re doing shit the radio plays you to death, but since you’ve been gone people miss all your strikingly similar sounding songs.
4 = Kelly Clarkson: Your pussy is America’s sweetheart and you’re one of the, if not only, few American Idol winners that Simon Cowell can stand and isn’t bankrupt three times over.
5 = Lana Del Rey: Your album is great but when you open your mouth live people want to smash the disc and swallow the jagged, plastic shards.
6 = Britney Spears: Releasing music is all you know how to do anymore and no one has shut you off yet. Get it girl.
7 = Selena Gomez: You lead the basic pack because you know when to stop talking.
8 = One Direction: You’re a boy band so by nature you’re basic, but if you can snatch The Beatles’ wig you deserve some credit.
9 = Justin Bieber: Peter Pan syndrome, even if you don’t want it.
10 = Demi Lovato: Your claim to fame is you fucked a Jonas Brother and went nuts, the world ain’t here for that.
11 = Katy Perry: Not quite queen of Basic Bitches, but you’re trying as hard as you can to be that and someone else.
12 = Jessie J: You’re a british Katy and we don’t want the American Katy. Next.
13 = LMFAO: Self explanatory.
14 = Nicki Minaj: So basic that you’ve entered a state of Basic Nirvana, in which you are unable to hear the deafening cries of “PLEASE STOP!”
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#shade
literally am in love with her she’s been so goddamn bitchy lately and i loVE IT
(via hathaslay)
Normally when I’m like, “Katy is copying Gaga,” I’m being facetious and trying to make people laugh, but I’ve noticed something going on with Katy lately. Everything Katy’s been doing with her new song and “era” are things Gaga explored during the Born This Way Era. Now I’m not saying it’s a big deal or anything, I’m just curious as to what goes through her team’s mind when deciding to do something incredibly similar to what Gaga did a few months prior. I mean, these are not things that are vague, these are very specific ideas, themes, and outfits that Gaga and her team came up with and whole-heartedly committed themselves to, so it’s not like you can say it’s just a coincidence. This isn’t coming from a place of hatred, it’s coming from a place of confusion becase I just don’t understand their thinking. Like, most of the things Gaga did during the Born This Way era turned a lot of people off, so why would they risk that when they know Katy’s career is solely reliant on people liking her and not being turned off by her actions?
I just get this feeling that Katy’s team doesn’t get what makes Gaga so insanely successful. People like Katy’s team seem to think that the only reason Gaga is as popular as she is today is because of her crazy outfits and actions. No, the reason millions of people have connected with Gaga on such a personal level is because of who she is and what she stands for. No matter how many “Gagafied” outfits you put Katy into, she still doesn’t possess the drive and passion Gaga does and she will never be able to pass herself off as a genuine act with genuine feelings and passion for the arts.
“You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.”
Okay, but Katy, you were in the front row for when she wore this. I’m not saying that wearing the same outfit is inherently bad, but this is really not helping for this pattern of “I’ll basically do anything Lady Gaga did three months ago but without the intellect or talent” your career is taking.
You drop an easy class and take an even easier class, I’m judging you.
